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Whisky73

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About Whisky73

  • Birthday 09/08/1973

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    Male
  • Location
    San Antonio Texas
  • Interests
    Gaming with my friends and RC cars and planes

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    risky_biz1
  1. Ill join you in war thunder and be your wing monkey from time to time as well I just fly and fight like shyte
  2. We have the standard 6 ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this never happened to me, I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of the fence. Actually, I got the biggest cattle charger Tractor Supply had, made for 26 miles of fence. I then used an 8 ft. long ground rod, and drove it 7.5 feet into the ground. The ground rod is the key, with the more you have in the ground, the better the fence works. One day I'm mowing the back yard with my cheapo Wal-Mart 6 hp big wheel push mower. The hot wire is broken and laying out in the yard. I knew for a fact that I unplugged the charger. I pushed the mower around the wire and reached down to grab it, to throw it out of the way. It seems as though I hadn't remembered to unplug it after all. Now I'm standing there, I've got the running lawnmower in my right hand and the 1.7 giga-volt fence wire in the other hand. Keep in mind the charger is about the size of a marine battery and has a picture of an upside down cow on fire on the cover. Tim e stood still. The first thing I notice is my pecker trying to climb up the front side of my body. My ears curled downwards and I could feel the lawnmower ignition firing in the backside of my brain. Every time that Briggs & Stratton rolled over, I could feel the spark in my head. I was literally at one with the engine. It seems as though the fence charger and the piece of shit lawnmower were fighting over who would control my electrical impulses. Science says you cannot crap, pee, and vomit at the same time. I beg to differ. Not only did I do all three at once, but my bowels emptied 3 different times in less than half of a second. It was a Matrix kind of bowel movement, where time is creeping along and you're all leaned back and BAM BAM BAM you just crap your pants 3 times. It seemed like there were minutes in between but in reality it was so close together it was like exhaust pulses from a big block Chevy turning 8 grand. At this point I'm about 30 minutes (maybe 2 seconds) into holding onto the fence wire. My hand is wrapped around the wire palm down so I can't let go. I grew up on a farm so I know all about electric fences ... but Dad always had those piece of shit chargers made by International or whoever that were like 9 volts and just kinda tickled. This one I could not let go of. The 8 foot long ground rod is now accepting signals from me through the permadamp Ark-La-Tex river bottom soil. At this point I'm thinking I'm going to have to just man up and take it, until the lawnmower runs out of gas. 'Damn!,' I think, as I remember I just filled the tank! Now the lawnmower is starting to run rough. It has settled into a loping run pattern as if it had some kind of big lawnmower race cam in it. Covered in poop, pee, and with my vomit on my chest I think 'Oh God please die .... Pleeeeaze die'. But nooooo, it settles into the rough lumpy cam idle nicely and remains there, like a big bore roller cam EFI motor waiting for the go command from its owner's right foot. So here I am in the middle of July, 104 degrees, 80% humidity, standing in my own backyard, begging God to kill me. God did not take me that day.... he left me there covered in my own fluids to writhe in the misery my own stupidity had created. I honestly don't know how I got loose from the wire .... I woke up laying on the ground hours later. The lawnmower was beside me, out of gas. It was later on in the day and I was sunburned. There were two large dead grass spots where I had been standing, and then another long skinny dead spot where the wire had laid while I was on the ground still holding on to it. I assume I finally had a seizure and in the resulting thrashing had somehow let go of the wire. Upon waking from my electrically induced sleep I realized a few things: 1 - Three of the fillings in my teeth have melted. 2 - I now have cramps in the bottoms of my feet and my right butt cheek (not the left, just the right). 3 - Poop, pee, and vomit when all mixed together, do not smell as bad as you might think. 4 - My left eye will not open. 5 - My right eye will not close. 6 - The lawnmower runs like a sumbitch now. Seriously! I think our little session cleared out some carbon fouling or something, because it was better than new after that. 7 - My nuts are still smaller than average yet they are almost a foot long. 8 - I can turn on the TV in the game room by farting while thinking of the number 4 (still don't understand this???). That day changed my life. I now have a newfound respect for things. I appreciate the little things more, and now I always triple check to make sure the fence is unplugged before I mow. The good news, is that if a burglar does try to come over the fence, I can clearly visualize what my security system will do to him, and THAT gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling all over, which also reminds me to triple check before I mow.
  3. Will be getting ssd later on but I already hade these with all my games on them and need to go through and figure out what to keep and what to scrap
  4. Ok guys let me know what you think. Hardware Manufacturer Home Built Processor AMD FX-6300 SIX-CORE Processor (6 CPUs), ~3.5GHz Memory 12192MB RAM Crucial Dominator 16000 Hard Drive 3TG hybrid drive Motherboard ASUS M5A99X EVO R2.0 Operating System Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit Video Video Card AMD Radeon R9 270X Physics Card No Monitor LG - E2350 LED Sound Sound Card AMD Radeon R9 270X Speakers Headset (Creative Fatality) Peripherals Keyboard Razer DEATHSTALKER Mouse C.Y.B.O.R.G RAT-7 Mouse Surface Rocketfish aluminum 2 sided gaming mouseboard Computer Case Cooler Master HAF 915
  5. Premium all the way yo!
  6. Voted
  7. Ok so Enlighten me What is FireFall about?
  8. I should be there
  9. I got it Downloaded installed and started playing names Whisky73 ...
  10. Name: James Stewart Age:39 Location: Texas, USA Time Zone:Central SteamID: risky_biz1 Origine ID: Whiskyinthejar Ingame Name(s):Whisky , Whisky73 Select Your Game: Call Of Duty: Call Of Duty: World at War: World of Tanks:yes Battlefield 3:yes, but very rarely Star Wars The Old Republic: COD / BF3 specific questions (can be skipped if you are not playing these games): Do you regularly play on our server(s) ? Do you follow our server rules well ? World of Tanks specific questions (can be skipped if you are not playing this game): What is your highest tier tank ?10 Star Wars the Old Republic specific questions (can be skipped if you are not playing this game): What is your main character's class? What Faction do you play most? General Questions: Why would you like join the Cartoon Generals? Great bunch of guys and gals and everyone is easy to get along with How many hours do you play games every week? anywhere from 10 to 25 hours weekly What qualities do you have that would suit the community here at Cartoon Generals? Im easy going laid back and here to have a good time and keep people smiling How did you hear about Cartoon Generals? Was previously a member but due to real life I had to drop away for a time but im back and ready to tank it up with TBC Do you have a working microphone and speakers? Yes If accepted in to Cartoon Generals, would you consider donating towards the clan for the servers and website? (Donations are never expected or required - if you have a few dollars you want to donate, feel free. If you are unable to donate, you are still welcome here). yes Clans you where in before? Cartoon Generals Reason why you left? I fell off of the face of the earth but I'm back now
  11. We Have 2 landings Scheduled for tonight One at 1800 hours and a later one at 2000 hours Please try to make it guys I would like for us to start taking some property and getting some income.
  12. Name: James Stewart Age:39 Location: Texas, USA Time Zone:Central SteamID: risky_biz1 Origine ID: Whiskyinthejar Ingame Name(s):Whisky , Whisky73 Select Your Game: Call Of Duty: yes Call Of Duty: World at War: yes World of Tanks:yes Battlefield 3:yes Star Wars The Old Republic:no COD / BF3 specific questions (can be skipped if you are not playing these games): Do you regularly play on our server(s) ? from time to time Do you follow our server rules well ?yes World of Tanks specific questions (can be skipped if you are not playing this game): What is your highest tier tank ?10 Star Wars the Old Republic specific questions (can be skipped if you are not playing this game): What is your main character's class? What Faction do you play most? General Questions: Why would you like join the Cartoon Generals? Great bunch of guys and gals and everyone is easy to get along with How many hours do you play games every week? anywhere from 10 to 25 hours weekly What qualities do you have that would suit the community here at Cartoon Generals? Im easy going laid back and here to have a good time and keep people smiling How did you hear about Cartoon Generals? I have played with the Cartoon Generals many times and just got to enjoying their company. Do you have a working microphone and speakers? Yes If accepted in to Cartoon Generals, would you consider donating towards the clan for the servers and website? (Donations are never expected or required - if you have a few dollars you want to donate, feel free. If you are unable to donate, you are still welcome here). yes Clans you where in before? GW [Gentleman Warriors] Reason why you left? Nobody is hardly ever there and I dont really spend any time on their server